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Assück: Misery index

24/07/09  ||  Habakuk

Do you sometimes feel strung out? Displeased with society as a whole? Contemptuous of everything around you and yourself? Furious at what they call “the System”? Or hopeless in general? Try “Misery index”!

One treatment only takes 15 minutes and will supply you with a healthy dose of fire-and-brimstone-breathing, defiant full-speed grind that maybe won’t make you feel better, but help you indulge in your regrettable situation! “Misery index” is designed to help you into a state of absolute disillusion in no time. That’s right, absolute disillusion! But don’t take it from me, read these testimonials:

“Corners” has been on “Misery index” since 1997:
Time does nothing but work against me. I wake alone and walk alone between the walls that insecurity has built around me.Forced into circuits, into circles, into cycles. I find all my refuge in corners. It’s the only place where things meet.

“Reversing denial” says:
I can no longer deny or disavow that there is a part of me that is a part of it. A process regenerated by process reciprocating godhead apparatus that never ends. A grip that wrenches and discards threadbare. A piece of that which I abhor.

Jason Netherton (Baltimore) says:
I was indeed so pleased with “Misery index”, I gave my own band the same name.

Find out for yourself with “Misery index”! Over 73 % of its songs last less than one minute and all of them are made of completely natural ingredients including complex drumming with the legal limit of blast beats, grinding guitars gently shredding off your scalp, rumbling bass and a singer that sounds almost like Immolation’s Ross Dolan, just with a deeper voice. Stop exposing yourself to unnecessarily long verse-chorus treatments that just don’t cut it for you. Life can be so much easier with “Misery index”! Get your copy today for a short and effective headspin. You’ll despise the world a little more after just one use – guaranteed.

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  • Information
  • Released: 1997
  • Label: Sound Pollution
  • Website: Assück MySpace
  • Band
  • Steve Heritage: guitar, vocals
  • Steve Kosiba: bass
  • Rob Proctor: drums
  • Tracklist
  • 01. QED
  • 02. Salt mine
  • 03. Corners
  • 04. Dataclast
  • 05. Blight of element
  • 06. Talon of dominion
  • 07. Unrequited blood
  • 08. Wartorn
  • 09. Sum and substance
  • 10. Riven
  • 11. Reversing denial
  • 12. Lithographs
  • 13. Intravenous
  • 14. A moment to failure
  • 15. In absence
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